Average kick. Against 13 y.o's

39' - Close! 😮

Silky dribble from @iamdanielarzani on the byline is eventually scooped up by Tomas Cerny.

🍀1⃣-0⃣🔴

63' - @iamdanielarzani again looking dangerous, this time the winger fires across goal but it's deflected and parried away.

It was taken just near the left corner of the box, went over the wall and sounded like it hit the near post on the way in.

https://twitter.com/Charles1888/status/1041693208307281920?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Eandroid%7Ctwgr%5Edefault%7Ctwcon%5E7090%7Ctwterm%5E3
This one is slightly better. 

Part of me thinks Behich and Sainsbury should start tomorrow. Both are fresh and very experienced. Won't happen but one of two could start. 

Pasquali starting

Piscopo's goal at 1:33  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuNs8Og9bBg

Yeboah starting. 2:2 currently vs Kaiserslautern. 

Mebrahtu was subbed on for Sparta in the 86th minute at Ostrava. What a way to debut for a club. Typically spiteful affair with 10 yellow cards. CT headline on the match report is "War in Ostrava". Welcome to Sparta, Golgol :D

https://www.ceskatelevize.cz/sport/fotbal/1-liga/381156-valku-v-ostrave-rozhodl-tetteh-sparta-je-stale-neporazena-a-stiha-vedouci-tandem/

Baroš was listed as injured but they found a way to wheel the injured old fogie out there.

Fark. Hojberg scores from about 35m. Fuck this German commentator saying Ryan should have saved. It was flying and curled inwards and was whacked through the legs as well. 

Fuck this commentator makes me want to smash my TV. 'Sorry, but a top keeper stops it.' oh fuck off now he's saying Neuer would have stopped it. Go fuck yourself    - oops, I just ate my own poop.... Neuer is an absolute clown charging out half the time and pound for pound is nowhere near the best in the world.

This German arrogance is doing my head in. 

Always enjoyed watching City for Arzani it sucks that we are now reduced to dodgy camera phones and twitter to watch him.

It was a perfect strike. Brighton can barely get a sniff.
Pasquali apparently playing CB...? 

Minutes are everything :D interesting fill in job. 

I'm no Ryan fan, but you don't begrudge a keeper for not stopping that. Absolute bullet right in the bottom corner. I don't see much fault in his reaction time or technique, and he got pretty close to it. Really just is a case that if he were 6 inches taller like the rest of them he probably gets a finger to it. 

Thomas Böker is the commentator. Apparently the expert from kicker. Fuck me I've never heard so much garbage in one half. He hates Brighton and Ryan. I think he's a Bayern fan. Hojberg is former Bayern and he raves on about how they'd probably murder the EPL... 

What's doing my fucking head in is this green kit. Every time the camera zooms in on players my brain is on autopilot and I think "oh fuck, they subbed Ryan out when did that happen..... oh that's the away kit"

What's kicker? Sounds like Grindr for football commentators

Cleur got sent off. 3-1 win though.
and Jong Ajax won 2-0

Okay so, Ryan got pretty damn lucky there. Long Troisi'd that.

Massive German football magazine. 

Penalty Southampton. Come on Maty! Terrible defence. 

Ffs it's in. Slotted to the right of Ryan who stayed quite central. 

How many times has Ryan done that this game? Come way out for a ball and fluffed it? He should have been punished once by Long and maybe also just then. I didn't see the first half but they have tried to chip his ass 3 times in the second, and they were all worth a crack.

Brighton equalise at the end. 2:2. 4 added. 

Odd night for him. Too much vitamin D in Turkey. 

Top save by Ryan in a free kick. 

Seriously? The ball was kicked straight at him, he misjudge the flight and ran away from it, then ended up diving for it and parrying it away from the spot he was originally standing on!

Yeah I guess he did well to get back to parry. Pretty odd night for him. 

Seems he was! Both Soccerway and Transfermarkt had him there, and he was wearing number 4 for a change. The match report from Ajax didn't mention it, but it fits with the order of the first XI as written: https://www.ajax.nl/streams/actueel/jong-ajax-kent-weinig-moeite-met-helmond-sport.htm

He played a full match in a 2-0 win, by the way.

It's a good sign that they wanted to keep him in the first XI at that level.

Little Pasquali playing centre-half is the last thing I expected to read this morning lol.

Glad to hear he’s getting minutes though.

Well taken. Hopefully he kicks on.. Is this Serie C?