Not looking good for Labour, unbelievable..

Gimme that salt! 

Time for all the Trump memes! 

#notmypresident

Based fucking Dan Andrews would have won it

ALP has downgraded its expectations. 

The most they can get now is 76 but that is at a huge stretch. 

LNP look like a chance for 77 to 78 seats

ALP in shock that results in Victoria were not as strong as the polls indicated. 

Great speech from the great man himself Tony Abbott. 

He said we have good news and a little bit of bad news. The bad news I have lost but the real good news and this is far more important is that the Coalition has every chance to be returned to Government. 

Bravo Tones for taking one for the team so selflessly! 

Man I would pay money to see the look on Bill Shortens face right now 

You and me both. 

Hopefully this finishes him him off and he scurried back under a rock. 

Early info from NT is that ALP are at risk of losing both lower house seats to the LNP. 

Just keeps getting better and better! 

This election has helped reinforce what we learnt from the 2016 US election. When you have a shit lite party running against a shit party, the shit party will win. 

The Labor Party need to stop serving the Coal, gas and gambling lobbies that have bought both parties and actually serve the people and not their donors.

LOL

With only 18 seats in doubt the ALP have to win all of them to win the election. 

Bye bye Shortfused! 

Gimme the salt.

the salt Radar is going berserk! 

I put a pineapple on ScoMentum too at 3.80. 

Kaching! 

Not sure how stating an obvious fact is salt but ok.

You guys even quoted me. 

As to your facts, you mean opinion as it’s subjective. 

You see, ScoMo is looking real good and the people trust him because he isn’t like shonky Bill

I for one welcome our new Palmer/Hanson overlords.

Penny Wong clutching at straws on ABC now. 

Fish and chips for all! And 3 wines at lunch and then a good nap. 

Sportsbet nervous haha

-PB

If I understand it now, all the house or rep votes are being counted and shown. Aren't the senate votes also being counted? I suppose the senate really takes a back seat as the house of reps forms the government. 

That's right, and it's also because the Senate votes take a lot longer to count due to preferences.

I'd like to take this chance to repeat my pet peeve of seats not being given geographical names, forming a barrier of obfuscation between the ruler and the ruled.

How many of you could name your division if asked, on any other day?

I'm so stuck where I stand. If Labor wins, can they implement all those critical things they go on about? I really cannot see anyone implementing a complete overhaul and reform to get big firms paying their taxes with them shipping off abroad. Liberal have so many issues too and I fear another 3 years of stagnation and being gobbled up by inflation. 

Cheers for the clarification. Should have listened more on the Canberra school excursion on 2000.

Maybe we can secede. 

Should of put ten bucks on the libs

That may be the best option at this point.

What proves this is that Queenslanders and NSW people probably also wouldn't have voted for Dan. We're not the same.

Green about to blow the whistle three times and point us to the sheds.

Might not be a majority government but looks like the coal bois done it again.

At this point I want us and Tassie to be kicked out of the federation.

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/nsw-senator-david-leyonhjelm-lashed-for-calling-sa-a-beggar-state-which-should-be-thrown-out-of-the-australian-federation/news-story/4150047855e1fc14c21d81f9d00b2460

Let's just break the whole thing up, it's clearly not working out.

Think of the WCQs.

Even if it crippled SA’s economy, I still wouldn’t be against it.

An SA vs Vic WCQ would be awesome.