Continuing the theme on first press conferences...
Germo - “what went wrong tonight?”...

Villi - We are about to sign every player to ever lace a boot...
HD - Where are you going???... I’ve got another long winded comment to make... 
Micko - @()>$x...
Dnan - two schooners of lashes please... something unintelligible
Zef - do your own fekkin research,,,
Steve -  I’ve read your articles, your grammar needs attention...
Slinky - I said put in, not Putin....
DD - why can’t we all just get along....
Nancy - Rubbish....
ODF - scrums dammit scrums...
Big T - people are watching... so are their lawyers....

MDog, Cape York, Anna, Intrepid et al ... you’ll get yours once I finish this carton....

Each time I read your one of your fine posts supercoach.... it reminds me of this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=afja6NT8McE

Bills tits would be the only thing lower than your SC ranking...

Why is that saved in favourites on your browser???... He actually looks in better shape and form than any recruit you ever suggested...

I am in the process of preparing a 20 page rebuttal.

No no no no no....

The order is:
Gods Gift
Des' fault
Tolmans fault
Flannos fault

Cmon Dman.... get it right.

So what should be the penalty for the Roosters mingling with Coivd spreaders?

I say take all their competition points and ship them to India.

Let’s trot!!!!...

Marki will point out he should have 5 tries by now.

Marki still isn't happy. .

His best is behind him.

He won’t get four more in the 2nd half.

Wayne's press conference is going to be a barrel of laughs.

Oh my!!!...

Let's trot ... still time for more,

I think Addo Car has scored more tries tonight than we have all year.

What a great finisher. 

Hope we use him correctly and give him opportunities to cross the white stripe in the years to come.

I think he is trying to enjoy what is left of his career this year , he won’t be doing that next year .. 😜

He doesn't need much of an opportunity... exactly what our team needs.

Yep, it's a worry when we focus on how many tackles our wingers make rather than how many tries they score.....

I'm really hoping we just throw the ball around and just create try scoring opportunities next year. The focus on defence can come in 2023.

You make Wayne Bennett looks like a happy optimistic guy,

Anyone who mentions “but” in a sentence with JAC, is just looking for an excuse to be miserable.

As if they need one anyway.

Agreed. The guy is a godsend. Brilliant, exciting, and a great character. The perfect player to bring the kids to the games. Great signing. Burto to the Fox will be our go to play every game

BRING BACK JAMAL IDRIS FROM HIS CARIBBEAN SHAKRA PRAYER HOLIDAY NOW!!! 

Going first gig in f knows his long tomorrow atvRandeick Racecourse... ’Springloaded’ featuring headliners Grinspoon, Jebediah, Magic Dirt, Frenzal Rhomb and Custard...
#fekkyeah!!!
#fekk
#andyeah....

Just going on record to say 1 drink is not enough to understand this post... looks like a minimum 6 drink post to me.

I’ll be there to champion. Pumped

Just watching this Panthers side. They are what the Bulldogs need to be. Every player plays what’s in front of them and doesn’t worry about making a mistake. So much confidence 

You can't fake confidence, the team needs to build it.
The right players in spine positions and top quality props are more or less essential.
But all positions are important.

Parra v Roosters one has to lose ... 

This Charlie Staines....... what a player hey Dman

why didn’t T Baz offer him a contract????

Yes, that’s what I meant. Look at the Panthers over the last ten years. It was a long process. Once they had their juniors coming through they really started to fire