Nico
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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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thewestisland
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More irony than a joke but still.
On Facebook:
Me: Still sick as, dunno if I can drive to Auckland for the NZFC [ASB Premiership] game tomorrow.
Mate: Just watch it on tv bro!
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afromanGT
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sydneycroatia58 wrote:zimbos_05 wrote:afromanGT wrote:Quote:lets face it though, south africas team is much better than qatar. In all fairness, 12 years ago we would have been saying "South Africa? Fucking joke of a team." thats true. but we dont really see qatar changing that in 12 years 12 years is plenty of time to naturalise a bunch of Brazilians and Argentinians :lol: They'd have to giveup their entire professional careers though...
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sydneycroatia58
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zimbos_05 wrote:afromanGT wrote:Quote:lets face it though, south africas team is much better than qatar. In all fairness, 12 years ago we would have been saying "South Africa? Fucking joke of a team." thats true. but we dont really see qatar changing that in 12 years 12 years is plenty of time to naturalise a bunch of Brazilians and Argentinians :lol:
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afromanGT
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zimbos_05 wrote:afromanGT wrote:Quote:lets face it though, south africas team is much better than qatar. In all fairness, 12 years ago we would have been saying "South Africa? Fucking joke of a team." thats true. but we dont really see qatar changing that in 12 years Taht's what we'd have said about South Africa 12 years ago...
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zimbos_05
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afromanGT wrote:Quote:lets face it though, south africas team is much better than qatar. In all fairness, 12 years ago we would have been saying "South Africa? Fucking joke of a team." thats true. but we dont really see qatar changing that in 12 years
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Funky Munky
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afromanGT wrote:Funky Munky wrote:afromanGT wrote:Oh, was that another original post from Funky? Do you just have a list of three posts that you copy and paste or something? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: Deffinitely at home in this thread :lol: The only joke in this thread right now is you.
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afromanGT
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Funky Munky wrote:afromanGT wrote:Oh, was that another original post from Funky? Do you just have a list of three posts that you copy and paste or something? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: Deffinitely at home in this thread :lol: The only joke in this thread right now is you. Quote:lets face it though, south africas team is much better than qatar. In all fairness, 12 years ago we would have been saying "South Africa? Fucking joke of a team."
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zimbos_05
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afromanGT wrote:Hey, even South Africa managed to score at their home WC.. now now....they played france :d lets face it though, south africas team is much better than qatar.
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Funky Munky
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afromanGT wrote:Oh, was that another original post from Funky? Do you just have a list of three posts that you copy and paste or something? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: Deffinitely at home in this thread :lol:
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afromanGT
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Oh, was that another original post from Funky? Do you just have a list of three posts that you copy and paste or something? :roll:
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Funky Munky
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afromanGT wrote:No, no, I meant I don't get why that's still funny.
you can only see the same post on here twice in the space of a week before you start to get the fuck over it :roll:
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afromanGT
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No, no, I meant I don't get why that's still funny.
you can only see the same post on here twice in the space of a week before you start to get the fuck over it :roll:
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MaxiiGCU
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The Australian Cricket Team are a joke. Hence it being in the Jokes Thread.
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afromanGT
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I don't get it.
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MaxiiGCU
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=d> :lol:
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Funky Munky
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MaxiiGCU wrote:Australian Cricket Team. Fixed.
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MaxiiGCU
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Australian batters.
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afromanGT
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My girlfriend and I went to stay with her parents at the weekend, but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. Which is a shame, because I fancy him.
I went for a job interview with the police. I thought I'd blown the observation test when they'd played this graphic video with 3 coppers giving this Indian a right bollocking, I was so violent I winced and dropped my coffee. "Now, what can you tell me about what you've seen?" asked the inspector. "I'm really sorry, but nothing much at all because I Was cleaning up the coffee." "Good lad, you've got the job."
Gran's always up for a laugh, so for a bit of a practical joke, I put her walking stick just out of her reach...I can't believe she fell for it...
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Jets_Fan
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First off, this was from Facebook. Not really a joke but oh well.
Dad: Are you perving at my daughter? Boyfriend: No Sir Dad: Why not? Are you gay?
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If the rumours are correct women have a certain 'spot' and if you hit this spot at exactly the right pace and angle it will turn her to jelly and you will be able to do anything you want to her. It's called her chin.
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afromanGT
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It's great to hear that FIFA have decied the venue for this year's crufts dog show. I think Korea is a brilliant choice.
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A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. 'Open the fucking safe!' he yells at the girl behind the counter. 'But we're not a real bank' replies the girl. 'This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money'. 'Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!' She obliges and opens the safe door. 'Take one of the bottles and drink it!' 'But it's full of sperm' the girl replies nervously. 'Don't argue, just drink it' he sayd. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. 'Take out another one and drink it too!' he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband... 'Not that fucking difficult, is it?' he says
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paladisious
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Slavoj Zizek wrote: Why do Iraqi women not sleep with American soldiers?
Because they always talk about pulling out but never do.
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afromanGT
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Hey, even South Africa managed to score at their home WC..
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thewestisland
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I think the odds would still be quite long.
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afromanGT
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Hey, you never know, they could draw New Zealand...
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afromanGT wrote:I know we are all gutted about not hosting the World Cup, but at least we will get to see the Qatar national football team! The commentary is going to be amazing: Muhammad passes to Muhammed who gives a glorious through ball to Muhammad, Muhammad shoots, Muhammad scores. The crowd explode with excitement! 52,000 people die in that explosion Qatar scoring. Funny joke :d
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I know we are all gutted about not hosting the World Cup, but at least we will get to see the Qatar national football team! The commentary is going to be amazing: Muhammad passes to Muhammed who gives a glorious through ball to Muhammad, Muhammad shoots, Muhammad scores. The crowd explode with excitement! 52,000 people die in that explosion.
At least after the 2022 World Cup, Qatar will have some cracking stadiums to stone women in.
BREAKING NEWS: A 7.2 Magnitude earthquake has been reportd in Zurich, Switzerland. It would appear that Sepp Blatter has dropped his wallet.
I'm just clutching at straws here, but is there any chance David Beckham counted England's votes?
Sepp Blatter is reportedly insensed by allegations of bribery levelled against him and later today will be making a statement from his brand new Russian Mansion.
I have a spider on my keyboard. I've got it under ctrl.
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