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Heineken	Heineken Posted 14 Years Ago #635324
Legend Group: Forum Members Posts: 49K, Visits: 0	I can't find the old jokes thread so i decided to make a new thread for it. New Year, fresh start etc... My Grandfathers currently watching the tennis on TV and he came up to me about 10 minutes ago and said "How do you know when you're getting old" "When you start finding Serena Williams attractive" :lol: I thought it was funny. WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
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Heineken - 14 Years Ago

:lol: Wonder how long this one survives.

imnofreak - 14 Years Ago

I give it 3 days..... :lol:

davidsomethingelse - 14 Years Ago

I've just discovered Twitter. It's my girlfriend's sensitive area...

RedEyeRob - 14 Years Ago

LOLLLL

imnofreak - 14 Years Ago

Just been to JB Hi Fi looking for the game Grand Theft Auto. The sales...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

LOOOOOOL!!!!

imnofreak - 14 Years Ago

Doctor rings the husband of a patient and explains " your wife is here...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: Just been to JB Hi Fi looking for the game Grand...

Slaterr - 14 Years Ago

What's really gross? [spoiler]Siamese twins joined at the...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Two condoms walk past a gay bar One says to the other "wanna go in and...

Glenn - A-league Mad - 14 Years Ago

Trust Afro to come in here and start up with his sick jokes. How the...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Quote: How the fuck do you know so many When we get stoned at...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

I was gonna say the tampon one ;)

Slaterr - 14 Years Ago

oohhh...Jew Jokes...I could get in trouble here. What's thin, grey,...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Fuck me. Havmt you learnt from last time? Stick clear of jokes...

imnofreak - 14 Years Ago

Adelaide United

marconi101 - 14 Years Ago

Quote: Fuck me. Havmt you learnt from last time? Stick clear of...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Quote: How abou this one: A mummy, daddy and baby tomato are...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Yeah, not everyone's seen that though. Oldie but a (not so) goodie....

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

I don't think there's a emoticon that could describe the feeling of...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: Quote: How abou this one: A mummy, daddy and...

australiantibullus - 14 Years Ago

A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared...

australiantibullus - 14 Years Ago

Edited by australiantibullus: 15/1/2010 03:22:33 PM

australiantibullus - 14 Years Ago

What's red and runs through the forest? [spoiler]A red...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

:lol: Afro, ten bucks everyone who read those was not expecting that

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

I expected it... [size=1]I saw him post them on his facebook.[/size]

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

The other jokes we told last night involved hand movement so I can't...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Anyone know how to cancel an ebay bid? I made an offer for a Mickey...

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

=d> =d> =d>

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

One day Johnny peaks into his parents room and sees his dad giving it...

mus-28 - 14 Years Ago

marconi101 wrote: Adelaide United LOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

luk3tm - 14 Years Ago

mus-28 wrote: One day Johnny peaks into his parents room and sees...

luk3tm - 14 Years Ago

Perth Glory.

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: Perth Glory. :shock: :lol: 8-[ still, that...

southern3 - 14 Years Ago

southern3 wrote: Heineken wrote: Perth Glory. :shock: :lol:...

socceroos_fan - 14 Years Ago

socceroos_fan wrote: southern3 wrote: Heineken wrote: Perth...

southern3 - 14 Years Ago

southern3 wrote: socceroos_fan wrote: southern3 wrote:...

socceroos_fan - 14 Years Ago

I walked into a bar the other night. It hurt. Yeah yeah its old but...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

I'm ashamed to admitt it. Sydney FC after yesterday afternoon. And...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: Perth Glory. And yet Sydney still lost to them....

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

Disturbing to say the least.

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

:lol:

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Not sure if I'm a big fan of the new jokes thread...

anth - 14 Years Ago

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

A police officer is walking past a pub when he sees a man standing on...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with his chauffeur at the...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Foudndthis one and thought it was alright: Rafa Benitez drives up to...

Krackovich - 14 Years Ago

Why are cyclones usually named after women? [spoiler] Because they...

zimbos_05 - 14 Years Ago

excuse the mistakes that will be in this but you should get the...

TimmyJ - 14 Years Ago

Yeah, heard that one before but instead of politicians and royalty,...

MidfieldMaestro - 14 Years Ago

What do you call a man floating in the water? [spoiler]Bob[/spoiler]...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Woman standing nude, looks in the mirror and says to her husband "I...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

Man comes home and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

On a similar note to Heineken's. What do you call a woman with one...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: Man comes home and catches his mate shagging his wife...

zimbos_05 - 14 Years Ago

Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame? A:...

Nico - 14 Years Ago

It’s been announced on Sky Sports News that Capello has phoned Wayne...

Krackovich - 14 Years Ago

LOOOOOL!

imnofreak - 14 Years Ago

Husband says to wife "Do you fancy playing a rape game?" Wife says...

I like sex.HighFive. - 14 Years Ago

^^^ :lol:

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final...

Krackovich - 14 Years Ago

I see we're doing John Terry jokes... A Chelsea player is stopped for...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

dont know what the fuss is all about... everyone knows that when a...

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

^^^=d> =d> =d> ps. bloody love this thread. quality all...

SammyLovesBacon - 14 Years Ago

Bravo at John Terry Jokes afro :D

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: Bravo at John Terry Jokes afro :D Send your...

mus-28 - 14 Years Ago

mus-28 wrote: Heineken wrote: Bravo at John Terry Jokes afro :D...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

A tropical cylone has just ripped through a remote North Queensland...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: A tropical cylone has just ripped through a remote...

.:bp:. - 14 Years Ago

Gooner4life_8 wrote: dont know what the fuss is all about......

zimbos_05 - 14 Years Ago

I broke up with my Haitian girlfriend about a month ago. She's still...

Krackovich - 14 Years Ago

if the person youre telling a joke to hasnt heard it it is then your...

SammyLovesBacon - 14 Years Ago

Krackovich wrote: I broke up with my Haitian girlfriend about a...

socceroos_fan - 14 Years Ago

I love the facebook group named: 'The Haitians don't deserve my help,...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

avy1990 wrote: I love the facebook group named: 'The Haitians don't...

buddha69 - 14 Years Ago

So did i.

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? A:[spoiler]Because he...

anth - 14 Years Ago

LOL!

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

:lol: Good on anth...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Q.what's the difference between an echidna and the man united team...

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

one saturday a football fan was in north london and wanted to go to a...

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

Our new New Zealand neighbours have just challenged the kids to a...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

I've just put a deposit on a new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook....

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: I've just put a deposit on a new Porsche and...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

That's horrible.

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

I am sick to death of people knocking on the door looking for...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

That's better ;)

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Hahahaha :)

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

who is the kill joy censoring all the jokes, kevin airs??? drives me...

2stoned2play - 14 Years Ago

2stoned2play wrote: who is the kill joy censoring all the jokes,...

Krackovich - 14 Years Ago

2stoned2play wrote: who is the kill joy censoring all the jokes,...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: 2stoned2play wrote: who is the kill joy...

.:bp:. - 14 Years Ago

Oh wow. #-o :lol:

socceroos_fan - 14 Years Ago

Gooner4life_8 wrote: Q.what do man united and an australian power...

manufan4life - 14 Years Ago

How do two gays settle a dispute? [spoiler]They go outside and...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

avy1990 wrote: How do two gays settle a dispute? [spoiler]They go...

manchester12 - 14 Years Ago

.:bp:. wrote: afromanGT wrote: 2stoned2play wrote: who is the...

2stoned2play - 14 Years Ago

I still remember play time at school. A bit of footy, sneakin a quick...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

A man comes back from the Amazon with a cock sucking frog and gives it...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

Eddie McGuire asks Wayne Bridge: “For £64,000, what is the colour of...

Joffa - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: I still remember play time at school. A bit of footy,...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: A man comes back from the Amazon with a cock sucking...

2stoned2play - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: I still remember play time at school. A bit of footy,...

pimpsta - 14 Years Ago

A guy loses his arm while over fighting in iraq. The military sieze on...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Hmmmm.....Ouch. :lol:

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Here's a truly heart warming story about the bond formed between a...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

Out of curiosity I entered the word "dickhead" into my Navman just to...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

:lol:

tiny455 - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: The little girl replied, "I will if those arseholes...

Glenn - A-league Mad - 14 Years Ago

Yeah, thats an oldie but a goldie, get a good laugh out of that,...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

A man didnt no wat to go to a fancy dress party. finally after a...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

:lol: < I did that.

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: A man didnt no wat to go to a fancy dress party....

MidfieldMaestro - 14 Years Ago

So this person is having a fancy dress party where you have to come as...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

#-o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

one day a man decided he might sign up for the 442 forums, he was...

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

Gooner4life_8 wrote: one day a man decided he might sign up for the...

.:bp:. - 14 Years Ago

mediocre at best. youre better than that.

SammyLovesBacon - 14 Years Ago

Gooner4life_8 wrote: one day a man decided he might sign up for the...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

it may of been a true story but the man certainly wasn't me

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ...

Vison - 14 Years Ago

:lol:

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Can you spare just $5? Rangi is a 8 year old boy in PAkistan. He has...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Can you spare just $5? Rangi is a 8 year old boy...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

yes heineken, it is very cruel [size=3]:lol: [/size] Edited...

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

The other one was better afro.

Nico - 14 Years Ago

Go fuck yourself Heineken, I just woke up. Tbh Nico, I liked that one...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

The Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, flies to Baghdad to watch a...

f1worldchamp - 14 Years Ago

f1worldchamp wrote: The Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, flies to...

australiantibullus - 14 Years Ago

:lol: that made my day

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

Update on Cinderella Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a...

Joffa - 14 Years Ago

Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him....

Joffa - 14 Years Ago

Subject: Short love story A man and a woman who had never met...

Joffa - 14 Years Ago

australiantibullus wrote: damn it, was just about to post the same...

f1worldchamp - 14 Years Ago

f1worldchamp wrote: australiantibullus wrote: damn it, was just...

australiantibullus - 14 Years Ago

Cyclone hits Mt Druitt Cyclone Shazza hit Mt Druitt in the early...

australiantibullus - 14 Years Ago

Classic :D

manufan4life - 14 Years Ago

:lol:

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

:lol: :lol: I've heard that joke as a 'breaking news' type story on...

MidfieldMaestro - 14 Years Ago

Why did god create Adam before he created eve? Because he didn’t want...

australiantibullus - 14 Years Ago

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

australiantibullus - 14 Years Ago

How do you know if a Tasmanian girl is old enough for sex?...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? [spoiler]A paraplegic...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Afro, You're going to hell :lol:

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

I know, but at least I'll meet Bill Hicks there. And I'll be a cunny...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Notice for Kiwis in Australia. If you are trapped in a burning house...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

Two kiwis find a mirror on the road. The first one picks it up and...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

Just er, feel free to stetch the page a little more eh/

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: Notice for Kiwis in Australia. If you are trapped in...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

but ingrown toenails arnt funny Afro????

Glenn - A-league Mad - 14 Years Ago

Melbourne pathetic turnout to a granfinal. Lowest ever attendence to...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Manu for life - for fucks sake put your banners in order - you are...

Glenn - A-league Mad - 14 Years Ago

First of all, it wasn't the lowest grand final crowd in the last...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

:( what ever happened to the 'JOKES' thread?

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

I dunno, I thought Heineken was pretty funny then. Making shit up like...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

FFA. There's a pretty big joke right there.

davidsomethingelse - 14 Years Ago

HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZULANDER - [ FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT ALOUD ]...

f1worldchamp - 14 Years Ago

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: looks like the jokes thread is back,...

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

:lol: They're gold :lol: You should come up wit more :D

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

so this guy gets searing back pain and it gets too much for him. he...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

What did the Leper say to the prostitute? [spoiler]“Keep the...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Why did the train go to the brothel? [spoiler]To let off a bit of...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

This is one dad told me this afternoon - couldn't stop laughing,...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Why does the easter bunny hide the eggs? [spoiler]so nobody knows...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

:lol: :lol:

MidfieldMaestro - 14 Years Ago

:lol: That's brilliant.

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

Well done :D

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Generic compliment #4.

imnofreak - 14 Years Ago

How is a gynaecologist like a Pizza Delivery Boy? [spoiler]They can...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Sorry to all the Liverpool fans out there.... Liverpool are like...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: Sorry to all the Liverpool fans out there.......

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

From the Leeds fan...well I never...lets not go down that path shall...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

That's excellent.

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Duran Duran have re-released an old classic for the world cup..."His...

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

What do you call a woman with no legs? [spoiler]a dirty...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

What winks and shags like a minx? ;)

marconi101 - 14 Years Ago

Why is it my first thought in response to that was from scrubs... "Bob...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Went to a dance party last night. They played the Twist so I did the...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

:lol: +10

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

:lol: I liked that one. I was talking to a mate and he was bragging...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

I just told ceagle's one here at home and you managed to crack both my...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: Went to a dance party last night. They played the...

zimbos_05 - 14 Years Ago

The creation of a pussy. Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine,...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

:shock: :lol:

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

:lol::lol::lol:

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of the...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

Qantas Airlines: Repair Division After every flight, Qantas pilots...

australiantibullus - 14 Years Ago

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =d> =d>...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

osama bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is...

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

Hey honey, were your parents retarded? Cos' you sure are special

marconi101 - 14 Years Ago

Quote: P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

Most people have probaly heard this by now but anyway... Andrew...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

^^^^ :lol:

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

World Peace.

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Brisbane Lions

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

twilight

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

Osama Bin Laden has just appeared in a new tv message proving he is...

RedEyeRob - 14 Years Ago

RedEyeRob wrote: Osama Bin Laden has just appeared in a new tv...

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

Gooner4life_8 wrote: RedEyeRob wrote: Osama Bin Laden has just...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

well in that case we're both to blame :lol:

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever,"...

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

GOLD

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

The West Coast Eagles

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

AFL in general

manufan4life - 14 Years Ago

Benjo wrote: GOLD The price of it these day's is no laughing...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Ha ha ha!! it is funny enough to make me laugh.

harisongrooth - 14 Years Ago

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling,...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

:lol: :lol: Nice one Avy

buddha69 - 14 Years Ago

Heard it before, but that's a classic :lol:

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

God comes down to earth, and the first man he meets, offers him a...

sydneycroatia58 - 14 Years Ago

I see you've taken Funky's joke from up the page and substituted...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel,...

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

:lol: I remember that.

imnofreak - 14 Years Ago

Have you ever noticed how it's only "perfect" people who are killed or...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

Oh dear...I'm going to die... :lol: I love the snake joke.

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Today I am going to talk about a pub known, appropriately enough, as...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

I love that joke.

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

The other one is too long.

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

So uh...Spain win the 2010 World Cup...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Why are women like clouds? Eventually they fuck off and it's a really...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian...

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

Robben's having a ball:...

paladisious - 14 Years Ago

Funky Munky wrote: After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup...

buddha69 - 14 Years Ago

paladisious wrote: Robben's having a ball:...

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

lol Funky. I lost a trivia competition last night by one point...the...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Gooner4life_8 wrote: paladisious wrote: Robben's having a ball:...

paladisious - 14 Years Ago

I saw a boat load of asylum seekers drowning today so I thought that I...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

Quote: Police in Doveton just announced the discovery of an arms...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Quote: Police in Doveton just announced the...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

Pierre the famous fighter pilot is about to bed his latest conquest....

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

MidfieldMaestro wrote: :lol: :lol: I've heard that joke as a...

Jets_Fan - 14 Years Ago

Jets_Fan wrote: MidfieldMaestro wrote: :lol: :lol: I've heard...

Heineken - 14 Years Ago

:lol: at funky's

Gooner4life_8 - 14 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: Jets_Fan wrote: MidfieldMaestro wrote: :lol:...

Jets_Fan - 14 Years Ago

What do you get if you introduce human DNA into a goat?...

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

There were these two not so bright guys, Santa and Banta, who had to...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Bloke sits on a train and a gorgeous blonde next to him starts breast...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

A couple blonde jokes: On a plane flight from Seattle to Chicago, a...

Jets_Fan - 14 Years Ago

I shagged the arse off a deaf and dumb chick last night but when I...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

Here's a good one, try this joke on someone who is always accusing...

raspberryticklebear - 14 Years Ago

Sydney FC [size=2] That is all[/size] Edited by...

sydneycroatia58 - 14 Years Ago

I braked hard but still hit the car in front. A cute blond got out and...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

A man and his young son are at a wedding. The son says to his father...

thewestisland - 14 Years Ago

Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria. On his first day of...

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

avy1990 wrote: Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria....

Felixx_17 - 14 Years Ago

Felixx_17 wrote: avy1990 wrote: Man United have signed a new...

MidfieldMaestro - 14 Years Ago

I'm assuming this joke was made prior to the Liverpool game? Still...

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

Bloody City Rail are full of crap. At the train station a sign said...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

A man was in court. The judge asked him "What are you doing here?"...

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

An excellent Billy T joke. (imagine strong Maori accent) There was...

thewestisland - 14 Years Ago

Gold right there. Here's a few that have been floating around. You...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Saw half of these on your facebook profile today. :lol:

tiny455 - 14 Years Ago

Yeah...a few of them made it to facebook...some of them didn't.

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Some of them are heartless...but still, many lulz were had.

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

My jokes are always heartless. I can't stand cripple jokes.

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Tottenhams defence.

avy1990 - 14 Years Ago

After reading so many jokes about 'wank socks' I decided to give it a...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

11.mvfc.11 wrote: Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get...

Jets_Fan - 14 Years Ago

^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Felixx_17 - 14 Years Ago

Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a...

Benjo - 14 Years Ago

Cristiano Ronaldo has stated "The god of football sent me to this...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Seeing as how tonight has been dubbed "bad pun night"... I'm reading...

Jets_Fan - 14 Years Ago

Jets_Fan wrote: Seeing as how tonight has been dubbed "bad pun...

Pr1mo - 14 Years Ago

Local Girl Joanna Mow leaps to her death on her birthday. Yor middle...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

someone sent me a list of ten puns to make me laugh, unfortunately no...

skipppy - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: What's the difference between Justin Bieber and...

zimbos_05 - 14 Years Ago

Heard this one on a Robin Williams stand-up broadcast this morning....

thewestisland - 14 Years Ago

FIFA Qatar winning 2022

scouse_roar - 14 Years Ago

I know we are all gutted about not hosting the World Cup, but at least...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: I know we are all gutted about not hosting the...

thewestisland - 14 Years Ago

Hey, you never know, they could draw New Zealand...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

I think the odds would still be quite long.

thewestisland - 14 Years Ago

Hey, even South Africa managed to score at their home WC..

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Slavoj Zizek wrote: Why do Iraqi women not sleep with American...

paladisious - 14 Years Ago

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun....

aussieshorter - 14 Years Ago

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are...

aussieshorter - 14 Years Ago

It's great to hear that FIFA have decied the venue for this year's...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

If the rumours are correct women have a certain 'spot' and if you hit...

ceagle - 14 Years Ago

First off, this was from Facebook. Not really a joke but oh well....

Jets_Fan - 14 Years Ago

My girlfriend and I went to stay with her parents at the weekend, but...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

Australian batters.

MaxiiGCU - 14 Years Ago

MaxiiGCU wrote: Australian Cricket Team . Fixed.

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

=d> :lol:

MaxiiGCU - 14 Years Ago

I don't get it.

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

The Australian Cricket Team are a joke. Hence it being in the Jokes...

MaxiiGCU - 14 Years Ago

No, no, I meant I don't get why that's still funny. you can only see...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: No, no, I meant I don't get why that's still...

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

Oh, was that another original post from Funky? Do you just have a list...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Oh, was that another original post from Funky? Do...

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Hey, even South Africa managed to score at their...

zimbos_05 - 14 Years Ago

Funky Munky wrote: afromanGT wrote: Oh, was that another...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Funky Munky wrote: afromanGT wrote: Oh, was...

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Quote: lets face it though, south africas team...

zimbos_05 - 14 Years Ago

zimbos_05 wrote: afromanGT wrote: Quote: lets face it...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

zimbos_05 wrote: afromanGT wrote: Quote: lets face it...

sydneycroatia58 - 14 Years Ago

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afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

More irony than a joke but still. On Facebook: Me: Still sick as,...

thewestisland - 14 Years Ago

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Nico - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Quote: lets face it though, south africas team...

thewestisland - 14 Years Ago

thewestisland wrote: afromanGT wrote: Quote: lets face it...

sydneycroatia58 - 14 Years Ago

thewestisland wrote: afromanGT wrote: Quote: lets face it...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

They still are pretty weak... Ghana was the only team that managed to...

Jets_Fan - 14 Years Ago

I like my strategy for a date like my strategy for pokemon. I use...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: I like my strategy for a date like my strategy for...

Funky Munky - 14 Years Ago

Was not familiar with said comic. Quote: > A lady walked into a...

afromanGT - 14 Years Ago

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ceagle - 13 Years Ago

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Heineken - 13 Years Ago

That last one was wrong but still :lol:

Benjo - 13 Years Ago

Guy walks up to a really fat chick in a night club and asks her if she...

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buddha69 - 13 Years Ago

A Maori guys walks into Maccas with only one shoe on, and as he goes...

KiwiChick1 - 13 Years Ago

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Heineken - 13 Years Ago

Quote: Hope that one wasn't too soon... It's never too soon. All...

afromanGT - 13 Years Ago

A Maori was trying to pick the lock to my car boot the other day. I...

ceagle - 13 Years Ago

Japanese farmers reckonthat they are doing it tough.That's bullshit I...

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I hear Elton John is going to perform at Osama Bin Laden's funeral. He...

ceagle - 13 Years Ago

ceagle wrote: I hear Elton John is going to perform at Osama Bin...

avy1990 - 13 Years Ago

Some awesome ones in there :lol: :lol:

ausmojo - 13 Years Ago

NEW COFFEE SPECIAL Osama Bin Latte Has a fluffy white top with two...

ceagle - 13 Years Ago

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Mr - 13 Years Ago

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Heartinator - 13 Years Ago

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie,...

Heineken - 13 Years Ago

The FFA.

davidsomethingelse - 13 Years Ago

davidtorres wrote: The FFA. +1. Best joke ever.

Heartinator - 13 Years Ago

an irishman walked out of a bar. I saw a charity appeal in the...

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ceagle - 13 Years Ago

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afromanGT - 13 Years Ago

Benjo wrote: What's the difference between acne and a priest?...

Heineken - 13 Years Ago

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petszk - 13 Years Ago

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ceagle - 13 Years Ago

That joke originally used James Bond.

afromanGT - 13 Years Ago

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ceagle - 13 Years Ago

It's time to suck dick and suck dick, and I'm all outta jokes Lost my...

marconi101 - 13 Years Ago

Osama's Last Facebook Post

girtXc - 13 Years Ago

My job is to crush soft drink cans. It's soda pressing.

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catbert - 13 Years Ago

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Heineken - 13 Years Ago

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afromanGT - 13 Years Ago

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Mr - 13 Years Ago

I had a cheeky wank in a public toilet earlier. Everyone sort of heard...

afromanGT - 13 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: I had a cheeky wank in a public toilet earlier....

Monster - 13 Years Ago

Where: An = number of units of alcohol consumed S = smokiness of the...

afromanGT - 13 Years Ago

Soundwave.

tiny455 - 13 Years Ago

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WastedYouth - 13 Years Ago

tiny455 wrote: Soundwave. :lol:

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f1worldchamp - 13 Years Ago

They're quite clever. :lol:

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Wrong, so wrong.

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Funky Munky - 13 Years Ago

> Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What's...

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/(•)(•)\ l( • )( • )l spongebob and patrick see you!

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3 blondes walk in to a bar. You'd reckon one of them would have seen...

SomethingClever - 12 Years Ago

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour....

f1worldchamp - 12 Years Ago

Bump I know a joke, his name is Ben Buckley Do I need to say more??

SomethingClever - 12 Years Ago

Q: What has 34 legs and cant climb a ladder? A: Parramatta Eels.

T-UNIT - 12 Years Ago

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MVFCSouthEnder - 12 Years Ago

Penrith Panthers practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a...

Hawks - 12 Years Ago

Hawks wrote: Penrith Panthers practice was delayed nearly two hours...

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Hawks wrote: Penrith Panthers practice was delayed nearly two hours...

MidfieldMaestro - 12 Years Ago

lol. I can't take credit, someone sent it to me about the NSW origin...

Hawks - 12 Years Ago

One i heard from a while back from the beginning of the EPL season...

SomethingClever - 12 Years Ago

SomethingClever wrote: One i heard from a while back from the...

Hawks - 12 Years Ago

SomethingClever wrote: One i heard from a while back from the...

MVFCSouthEnder - 12 Years Ago

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?...

Roarz - 12 Years Ago

Roarz wrote: Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead....

T-UNIT - 12 Years Ago

Got a sick one from a friend: At a nude beach, a boy goes to a girl...

FulofGladbach - 12 Years Ago

Fulhamkid wrote: Got a sick one from a friend: At a nude beach, a...

Chris_AUFC - 12 Years Ago

What with Torres & Carroll playing in this weeks FA Cup final, anyone...

Alex95 - 12 Years Ago

When Heskey retires he will open up a pub, because he's great at...

Alex95 - 12 Years Ago

TLDR not sure if its been done yet; What do you call a Kiwi with one...

paulbagzFC - 12 Years Ago

Alex95 wrote: When Heskey retires he will open up a pub, because...

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: Alex95 wrote: When Heskey retires he will open...

SomethingClever - 12 Years Ago

Q. What is the speed limit of having sex A. 68. Because at 69 you turn...

SomethingClever - 12 Years Ago

Why were shopping trolleys invented? [spoiler]So women could learn to...

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman have all held the Liverpool...

Alex95 - 12 Years Ago

Chris_AUFC wrote: Fulhamkid wrote: Got a sick one from a friend:...

aufc_ole - 12 Years Ago

Edited by Viper 0: 4/6/2012 01:21:34 午前

Viper 0 - 12 Years Ago

Joey Barton attacked outside Gay night club. Those queers really...

Alex95 - 12 Years Ago

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

Joey Barton has been assaulted outside a Liverpool nightclub. Police...

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the...

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

Edited by nhub24: 6/6/2012 07:17:32 PM

WastedYouth - 12 Years Ago

I have a real habit of acting out the names of any towns that I visit....

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: I have a real habit of acting out the names of any...

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Heineken wrote: I have a real habit of acting...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: afromanGT wrote: Heineken wrote: I have a...

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

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afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

A customer asked "in what isle do I find the Guinness"? The shop...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

Found on a friends FB page, sorry for the caps Quote: THREE WOMEN,...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

What's better then eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!

SlyGoat36 - 12 Years Ago

SlyGoat36 wrote: What's better then eating a mandarin? Eating...

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: SlyGoat36 wrote: What's better then eating a...

SlyGoat36 - 12 Years Ago

A 12 yr old boy, a priest and a lawyer are aboard a plane and it about...

SomethingClever - 12 Years Ago

SomethingClever wrote: A 12 yr old boy, a priest and a lawyer are...

thupercoach - 12 Years Ago

A Northern Territory Black Fella picks up a hooker off the streets in...

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

Channel 9's Olympic coverage.

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a copper. He...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

I'm pretty sure that joke would have been better without the...

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: I'm pretty sure that joke would have been better...

australiantibullus - 12 Years Ago

australiantibullus wrote: afromanGT wrote: I'm pretty sure that...

thupercoach - 12 Years Ago

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Heineken - 12 Years Ago

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thupercoach - 12 Years Ago

thupercoach wrote: Heineken wrote: StiflersMom wrote:...

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

Amazing news guys. Amy Winehouse has been sober for over a year now....

Benjo - 12 Years Ago

Benjo wrote: Amazing news guys. Amy Winehouse has been sober for...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you...

zimbos_05 - 12 Years Ago

zimbos_05 wrote: Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a...

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

The joke I'm about to post I found on my facebook, some group I have...

SlyGoat36 - 12 Years Ago

What does Big W have in common with Down's Syndrome? Not a great...

SlyGoat36 - 12 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over...

pv4 - 12 Years Ago

pv4 wrote: wasn't this directly from the fat pizza movie years...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

Another offensive joke my mate said yesterday straight after the Sikh...

ual - 12 Years Ago

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ...

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

Robin Van Persie has failed a medical at Manchester United. He has a...

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Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of...

shallow hal wants a gal - 12 Years Ago

Quote: Mitt Romney has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell...

spfc - 12 Years Ago

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

THE STAPLER - 12 Years Ago

Customs took my mood ring off me. I don't know how I feel about this....

SlyGoat36 - 12 Years Ago

SlyGoat36 wrote: Customs took my mood ring off me. I don't know...

Funky Munky - 12 Years Ago

Funky Munky wrote: SlyGoat36 wrote: Customs took my mood ring...

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SlyGoat36 wrote: Customs took my mood ring off me. I don't know...

ual - 12 Years Ago

RedKat wrote: Why don't hardware shops sell condoms? ....

T-UNIT - 12 Years Ago

I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy a...

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RedKat wrote: T-UNIT wrote: RedKat wrote: Why don't hardware...

T-UNIT - 12 Years Ago

One hot summer day, Warrigal came to town with his dog, tied it under...

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Benjo - 12 Years Ago

RedKat wrote: T-UNIT wrote: RedKat wrote: Why don't hardware...

thupercoach - 12 Years Ago

‎11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

A good friend has just been fired from her job with the 000 Emergency...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

Alex95 wrote: An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman have all held...

UnitedGal - 12 Years Ago

A memo for all employees of a Comapny.... Special High Intensity...

UnitedGal - 12 Years Ago

Delivery is everything. Average, recycled joke but love the delivery....

martyB - 12 Years Ago

The way I heard it as a kid they're jumping out of a plane.

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

A man rings up his boss one morning to say he can't come into work...

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Heineken wrote: A man rings up his boss one morning to say he can't...

thupercoach - 12 Years Ago

A set of jumper cables and a bra walk into a bar, and they sit down...

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marconi101 - 12 Years Ago

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. You can't count your hair. 2. You...

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Three men discover a wizard. As reward for finding him, the wizard...

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WOMAN'S DIARY Sunday 24th February 2013 Saw him in the evening and...

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afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

Couple of Mexican jokes. Q.Why do Mexicans never make good firemen?...

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

When is it time to get a new dishwasher? [spoiler]When the old one...

keepersball - 12 Years Ago

Inb4 female activists

keepersball - 12 Years Ago

keepersball wrote: female activists :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:...

T-UNIT - 12 Years Ago

T-UNIT wrote: . Fucking LOL. I lost my shit.

imnofreak - 12 Years Ago

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]Just...

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: How many gay guys does it take to screw in a...

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

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afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

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At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

Why is XXXX called XXXX? Because Queenslander's can't spell 'beer'.

catbert - 12 Years Ago

catbert wrote: Why is XXXX called XXXX? Because Queenslander's...

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afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said...

StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: At a national conference of the Australian...

thupercoach - 12 Years Ago

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her...

Heineken - 12 Years Ago

I haven't heard that second one before. Nice, Heiny.

afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

Rio Ferdinand got hit by a coin that a City fan threw at him. Typical...

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SomethingClever wrote: Rio Ferdinand got hit by a coin that a City...

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Heiny, the oral one is a peach :lol: Teacher asks the class to put...

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StiflersMom wrote: Heiny, the oral one is a peach :lol: Teacher...

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Sorry to be a link whore here with my first post on the forum, but...

Enzo - 12 Years Ago

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petszk - 12 Years Ago

How do you drown a hipster? Put it in the mainstream.

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notorganic - 12 Years Ago

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milan_7 - 12 Years Ago

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Here's one for all you smokers out there. Lady: Do you smoke? Guy:...

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StiflersMom - 12 Years Ago

Yeah, I posted that a while back. Still a good one, though. :) A man...

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afromanGT - 12 Years Ago

Probably been said but really can't be bothered looking What happens...

Mrmcjewpants - 12 Years Ago

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Mrmcjewpants - 11 Years Ago

11.mvfc.11 wrote: All this talk about Jews reminds me of another...

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afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Mrmcjewpants wrote: afromanGT wrote: Ironic...

Funky Munky - 11 Years Ago

11.mvfc.11 posts this: 11.mvfc.11 wrote: All this talk about Jews...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

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Funky Munky - 11 Years Ago

Mrmcjewpants wrote: afromanGT wrote: Ironic that a guy whose...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

thupercoach wrote: 11.mvfc.11 wrote: All this talk about Jews...

thupercoach - 11 Years Ago

11.mvfc.11 wrote: thupercoach wrote: thupercoach wrote:...

thupercoach - 11 Years Ago

Take the political bullshit some place else, lads.

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the...

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

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RJL25 - 11 Years Ago

RJL25 wrote: RedKat wrote: 11.mvfc.11 wrote: All this talk...

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

I realise that Heineken, just saying though that it was clearly...

RJL25 - 11 Years Ago

Guys. Seriousy. Shut the fuck up.

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

RedKat wrote: 11.mvfc.11 wrote: All this talk about Jews reminds...

Mozilla - 11 Years Ago

11.mvfc.11 wrote: All this talk about Jews reminds me of another...

Mozilla - 11 Years Ago

11.mvfc.11 wrote: Why does that rooster have glass eyes? :lol:

RJL25 - 11 Years Ago

RedKat wrote: A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Take the political bullshit some place else, lads....

thupercoach - 11 Years Ago

thupercoach wrote: afromanGT wrote: Take the political bullshit...

T-UNIT - 11 Years Ago

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keepersball - 11 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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:lol:

jack999 - 11 Years Ago

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Joke: Melbourne Heart

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

I hope someone find this humorous- just sharing it. Martha recently...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

Mom, you'll appreciate this one... A surgeon went to check on his...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Mom, you'll appreciate this one... A surgeon went...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to...

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As long as we're posting chain-mail jokes from 10 years ago... Some...

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australiantibullus - 11 Years Ago

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FulofGladbach - 11 Years Ago

Foolem. >Big Smile! wrote: What's the difference between QPR and a...

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Foolem. >Big Smile! wrote: What's the difference between QPR and a...

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StiflersMom wrote: Gillard goes on a visit to Israel. While she is...

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

Stifler, you're coming up with some Gold recently, mate. :lol:. I...

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: A bloke just walked into the pub carrying a...

keepersball - 11 Years Ago

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

Q: What do you call a black guy who drives a plane? A: A pilot.

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afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

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keepersball - 11 Years Ago

What do you call Bob the Builder once he retires? Bob

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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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Heineken - 11 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: to both jokes above.

MidfieldMaestro - 11 Years Ago

Where does stiffler keep getting these 20 year old jokes from?

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Where does stiffler keep getting these 20 year old...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

=d> =d> =d>

T-UNIT - 11 Years Ago

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9GABmeme420 - 11 Years Ago

GabMVFC wrote: Q: What is my favourite vegetable? A: It's been my...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: afromanGT wrote: Where does stiffler keep...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

I'm not surprised Oscar Pistorius mistook his girlfriend for an...

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afromanGT wrote: Reports are coming in from The Vatican that Oscar...

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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SomethingClever - 11 Years Ago

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another 20 year old joke, just for afro A Mother had 3 virgin...

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I'm sorry, but who the fuck would go on a honeymoon to Auckland?

KiwiChick1 - 11 Years Ago

KiwiChick1 wrote: I'm sorry, but who the fuck would go on a...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

The other day I saw an Eskimo on a motor scooter, it was coughing and...

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StiflersMom wrote: The other day I saw an Eskimo on a motor...

thupercoach - 11 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

Paddy was in court to give evidence as a witness to a head-on car...

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My new Thai girlfriend told me a small penis shouldn't be an issue in...

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Heineken wrote: What do you call a really talented Australian...

UnitedGal - 11 Years Ago

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

well in Afro :lol:

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UnitedGal wrote: Heineken wrote: What do you call a really...

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11.mvfc.11 wrote: What do you call a really talented Australian...

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afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

Quote: It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of...

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afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

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when is a door no longer a door? [spoiler]when it is ajar[/spoiler]

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Condemned666 wrote: "They say the recipe for sprite is lemon and...

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Some people turn to god,me i turn to whisky.....I don't see any...

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Recently went to my new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab...

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paulbagzFC - 11 Years Ago

paulbagzFC wrote: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?...

f1worldchamp - 11 Years Ago

- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

"When my wife's on her period, I call her San Marino, because she...

Eastern Glory - 11 Years Ago

I recently joined the local boxing club and the trainer there...

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Maria asked João: "Honey, do you prefer beautiful women or intelligent...

bundi - 11 Years Ago

I saw a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

[youtube]8in24qTx_mI[/youtube] quite funny

switters - 11 Years Ago

http://au.fourfourtwo.com/forums/default.aspx?g=posts&t=82859

GGfortythree - 11 Years Ago

Greater Western Sydney Giants This is a jokes thread right?

Condemned666 - 11 Years Ago

switters wrote: [youtube]8in24qTx_mI[/youtube] quite funny...

Fredsta - 11 Years Ago

Also loved Greg Giraldos set, i think him and Jeff Ross are absolutely...

switters - 11 Years Ago

[youtube]QMjXMjEpYpk[/youtube] here it is, he got a standing ovation...

switters - 11 Years Ago

switters wrote: [youtube]QMjXMjEpYpk[/youtube] here it is, he got...

Eastern Glory - 11 Years Ago

Do yourself a favour Eastern Glory and watch every single Greg Giraldo...

Fredsta - 11 Years Ago

A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

switters wrote: [youtube]QMjXMjEpYpk[/youtube] here it is, he got...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked...

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

I hate you Heiny

thupercoach - 11 Years Ago

thupercoach wrote: I hate you Heiny +1.. but fuck me I had a...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: thupercoach wrote: I hate you Heiny +1.....

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: thupercoach wrote: I hate you Heiny +1.....

paulbagzFC - 11 Years Ago

Heiny's joke reminded me of this one: Quote: So, there's a man...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

TL:DR

T-UNIT - 11 Years Ago

I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. She was seeing someone on the...

paladisious - 11 Years Ago

Stevie Wonder's divorce proceedings got ugly recently when his ex-wife...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Stevie Wonder's divorce proceedings got ugly...

T-UNIT - 11 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: Stevie Wonder's divorce proceedings got ugly...

thupercoach - 11 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: StiflersMom wrote: thupercoach wrote: I hate...

Eastern Glory - 11 Years Ago

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take a while for...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

I once left 3 notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend, they...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: I once left 3 notes scattered around the house...

thupercoach - 11 Years Ago

EDIT:SM: Please don't read if easily offended Q. Why are so many...

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

That's disgusting.

Benjo - 11 Years Ago

EDIT:SM: Please don't read if easily offended Benjo wrote: That's...

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

should probably stop now heiny. those last few jokes are bad enough in...

pv4 - 11 Years Ago

Ban stick! Ban stick! Watcha gonna do?! Watcha gonna do it comes for...

Eastern Glory - 11 Years Ago

pv4 wrote: should probably stop now heiny. those last few jokes are...

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: pv4 wrote: should probably stop now heiny. those...

pv4 - 11 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: pv4 wrote: should probably stop now heiny. those...

Eastern Glory - 11 Years Ago

Must we do Jimmy Carr jokes? Those aren't even his best.

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

I have to agree Heiny, you're walking a fine line with those, but at...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: I have to agree Heiny, you're walking a fine...

KiwiChick1 - 11 Years Ago

That's so bad. I love it.

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

edit: wrong thread. #-o Edited by Heineken: 27/5/2013 07:58:28 PM

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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Heineken - 11 Years Ago

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Heineken - 11 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

Have you heard about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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MaxiiGCU - 11 Years Ago

lol a funny tourism video for the fine city of cleveland...

switters - 11 Years Ago

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Heineken - 11 Years Ago

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bundi - 11 Years Ago

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T-UNIT - 11 Years Ago

Jokes Thread

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

T-UNIT wrote: Q: What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?...

keepersball - 11 Years Ago

[youtube]6KeG_i8CWE8[/youtube]

tbitm - 11 Years Ago

A man was out for a hike one day when he found a young boy at the top...

9GABmeme420 - 11 Years Ago

OFFENSIVE JOKE WARNING Edit - I'd say only the third one would be...

9GABmeme420 - 11 Years Ago

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afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

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afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

GabMVFC wrote: OFFENSIVE JOKE WARNING Edit - I'd say only the...

bundi - 11 Years Ago

bundi wrote: Whats black and sits at the top of a staircase? A...

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

afromanGT wrote: bundi wrote: Whats black and sits at the top of...

petszk - 11 Years Ago

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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Heineken - 11 Years Ago

sobkowski wrote: What did the blind man say when he walked past the...

quichefc - 11 Years Ago

That was an old Mel Brooks joke IIRC.

afromanGT - 11 Years Ago

sobkowski wrote: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie...

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just...

thupercoach - 11 Years Ago

Gold Heine, Gold ! =d>

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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petszk - 11 Years Ago

Heineken wrote: Little Johnny Came Down For Breakfast One Morning...

petszk - 11 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

Socceroos

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: Socceroos :lol: :lol: :lol:

T-UNIT - 11 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: Socceroos Rape isn't funny.

Heineken - 11 Years Ago

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What happens when my friend S loans me 7 dollars iOS 7

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StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: Quade Cooper gets into a taxi and he sees the...

bundi - 11 Years Ago

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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Holy shit :lol: Been laughing so hard for the last 15 minutes!

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The 24 inch penis :lol: =d>

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TheSelectFew

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T-UNIT wrote: Q: How are priests like Christmas trees? A: The...

StiflersMom - 11 Years Ago

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afromanGT wrote: A little old Jewish lady walks into her Rabbi's...

thupercoach - 11 Years Ago

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Jokes Thread

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milan_7 - 10 Years Ago

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milan_7 - 10 Years Ago

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Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I...

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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: ''Five...

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StiflersMom wrote: A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers,...

thupercoach - 10 Years Ago

StiflersMom wrote: A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers,...

afromanGT - 10 Years Ago

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StiflersMom wrote: 25% of women in this country are on medication...

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:lol:

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:lol:

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:lol: And rofl at Heine's

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Heineken wrote: Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning...

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milan_7 wrote: Q: What's the difference between a priest and a...

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tl;dr

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Bowden wrote: So much vintage Heiny humour. You remind me of Rodney...

thupercoach - 10 Years Ago

thupercoach wrote: Bowden wrote: So much vintage Heiny humour....

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[youtube]5Y3AXzZqg2k[/youtube]

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StiflersMom - 10 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 10 Years Ago

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StiflersMom - 10 Years Ago

Lolz

notorganic - 10 Years Ago

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u4486662 - 10 Years Ago

I think it's equally funny as the first one.

notorganic - 10 Years Ago

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Les Gock - 10 Years Ago

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Islam is a joke.

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scotty21 - 9 Years Ago

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Campbelltown Champion! - 9 Years Ago

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scotty21 - 8 Years Ago

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Here's a good one. -PB

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paulbagzFC wrote: Here's a good one. -PB

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