Don't mention the war! Socceroos sink Germany 2-1!

Socceroos 2 v Ghana 1: How Kewell was that!

rainbow nation through with flying colours

Cahill Clinches!

Australia defeats Serbia. Police nationwide put on alert for ethnic violence

Serbia sends the Socceroos home.

England fail....again

Messi is no Maradona

that's more like it :p

Hat-trick hero Teko Modise lifts the World Cup.

Edited by Bill Murray: 29/4/2010 09:45:05 PM

Socceroos prove negative nancies wrong.

you read my mind :p

Ronaldo, gets lead role in Swan lake.

Italy goes back to back - equals Brazil's 5 Cups :cool:



If only... :?

DT: ST George (or someone else) in salary cap scandal
TA: Collingwood defeat St kilda
SMH: Gail keeps training horses

DT: ST George (or someone else) in salary cap scandal
TA: Collingwood defeat St kilda
SMH: Gail keeps training horses

Craig Foster loses voice: to give up broadcast journalism

Thierry Henry admits: I cheat to win

Sepp Blatter: I deliberately gave France an easy group

Streaker invades pitch: kicks Thierry Henry square in the nuts

Holman scores goal of the century: "I told you so"
Nicky Carle cries like a little girl upon hearing the news of Holman: "I dribble the ball really good n' stuff!"

TV show 'Cheaters' announce sponsorship of Azzurri

"It truly captures the spirit of our national team," Fabio Cannavaro said yesterday.

:roll: :roll:

Was I making my bitterness too obvious?

I'm not sure let me se if my bitterness detector is still in one piece :lol: :lol:

North Korea declare themselves world supreme unmatched and ever victorious winners of the World Cup despite conceding 45 goals in 3 matches.

Edited by md_: 30/4/2010 04:39:28 PM

lol

What's a Lolman? Brett Holman secures Socceroos passage to Round of 16.

Germany name Holman #1 Australian threat.

In reality.. it's like to be:

Gallant Australia go down to Germany in 2-0 defeat.
Australian hopes clinging by a thread after 1-1 draw.
1-0 Win vs Serbia not enough, Australia out!

Edited by macktheknife: 30/4/2010 08:47:02 PM

'Holman misses open-net shot from 3 metres, fan in row Z seriously injured'

socceroos 5 ghana -1 in the back page header hearld sun
north korea wins against portgual maes ronaldo cry !!

[size=6]Holman awarded golden shoe: Carle fans across Australia howl in protest[/size]

Distressed anti-Holman fans took to the streets across Australia yesterday after hearing news of Brett Holman winning the World Cup's golden shoe.

John Smith, the leader of the protest, voiced his distress on a loud-speaker.

"Carle is like the next big thing in Australia n' shit!" Smith said.

"This award is unfair, he only scored eight goals, this is a disgrace n' shit!"

"If it was Nicky Carle, he would have scored like twenty times that, because he can dribble the ball, n' shit."

Forum posters at fourfourtwo were unable to comment as many committed suicide on hearing the news.


Never satisfied: Crowds of anti-Holman supporters are held back by police.

Edited by socceroossupporter: 30/4/2010 09:44:08 PM

England accuse Spain and Russia of bribing Referees...

World Cup future uncertain, crowds photoshopped in, declares Rebecca Wilson

Italy fail miserbaly.

France implode.

Spain meet expectations and cruise to final.

Australia put up valliant performance but crash out in group stage.

Shockeroos!