Blatter Says Something Stupid.

FIFA to Investigate Match Fixing Allegations.

Ronaldo Tears as Portugal Crash Out.

Switzerland Shock Brazil and Netherlands To Reach Semis.

Ronaldo banned from the world cup for being a tosser!

Spain beats Argentina 3-2 in extra time to win world cup

Boring Germany and England Fail to make 2nd Round, Socceroos through! or

Socceroos do one better whilst Beating england 3-1 again!

Italians embrace fair play and make it to the second round only to lose unfairly to another team in the 90th minute.

GOTTERDAMERUNG! Tiny Timmy Torments German Giants

Serbian Surprise Shocks Sydney Suburbia

Grella Gets To Grips With Ghana

HOWZAT?! Rooney's Dreams Ruined By Rampaging Roos

YOU WOT? Becks Backed As Brits Next Boss

Maradona's Messy Management

Kewell's Cruel Injury Blow (again)

WHERE'S DUKES? Pim's Kingdom For A Striker!

Sounds like the herald sun :lol:

In breaking news richmond kicks a goal and gary abblet decides to have eggs for breakfast!! footnote at bottom of page -australia win something in africa, some sort of cup or something

McDonaldo breaks his goal drouhtinho.

"Glen Moss Wins Golden Ball, signs for Arsenal"

Shockeroos!

Italy fail miserbaly.

France implode.

Spain meet expectations and cruise to final.

Australia put up valliant performance but crash out in group stage.

World Cup future uncertain, crowds photoshopped in, declares Rebecca Wilson

England accuse Spain and Russia of bribing Referees...

[size=6]Holman awarded golden shoe: Carle fans across Australia howl in protest[/size]

Distressed anti-Holman fans took to the streets across Australia yesterday after hearing news of Brett Holman winning the World Cup's golden shoe.

John Smith, the leader of the protest, voiced his distress on a loud-speaker.

"Carle is like the next big thing in Australia n' shit!" Smith said.

"This award is unfair, he only scored eight goals, this is a disgrace n' shit!"

"If it was Nicky Carle, he would have scored like twenty times that, because he can dribble the ball, n' shit."

Forum posters at fourfourtwo were unable to comment as many committed suicide on hearing the news.


Never satisfied: Crowds of anti-Holman supporters are held back by police.

Edited by socceroossupporter: 30/4/2010 09:44:08 PM

socceroos 5 ghana -1 in the back page header hearld sun
north korea wins against portgual maes ronaldo cry !!

'Holman misses open-net shot from 3 metres, fan in row Z seriously injured'

Germany name Holman #1 Australian threat.

In reality.. it's like to be:

Gallant Australia go down to Germany in 2-0 defeat.
Australian hopes clinging by a thread after 1-1 draw.
1-0 Win vs Serbia not enough, Australia out!

Edited by macktheknife: 30/4/2010 08:47:02 PM

What's a Lolman? Brett Holman secures Socceroos passage to Round of 16.

lol

North Korea declare themselves world supreme unmatched and ever victorious winners of the World Cup despite conceding 45 goals in 3 matches.

Edited by md_: 30/4/2010 04:39:28 PM

I'm not sure let me se if my bitterness detector is still in one piece :lol: :lol:

Was I making my bitterness too obvious?

:roll: :roll:

TV show 'Cheaters' announce sponsorship of Azzurri

"It truly captures the spirit of our national team," Fabio Cannavaro said yesterday.

Craig Foster loses voice: to give up broadcast journalism

Thierry Henry admits: I cheat to win

Sepp Blatter: I deliberately gave France an easy group

Streaker invades pitch: kicks Thierry Henry square in the nuts

Holman scores goal of the century: "I told you so"
Nicky Carle cries like a little girl upon hearing the news of Holman: "I dribble the ball really good n' stuff!"

DT: ST George (or someone else) in salary cap scandal
TA: Collingwood defeat St kilda
SMH: Gail keeps training horses

DT: ST George (or someone else) in salary cap scandal
TA: Collingwood defeat St kilda
SMH: Gail keeps training horses

Italy goes back to back - equals Brazil's 5 Cups :cool:



If only... :?

Ronaldo, gets lead role in Swan lake.

you read my mind :p

Socceroos prove negative nancies wrong.

Hat-trick hero Teko Modise lifts the World Cup.

Edited by Bill Murray: 29/4/2010 09:45:05 PM